Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Preparing for FOMC

For short VIX trading, whenever there are FOMC minutes and interest rate decisions, we must know how they get built, who's responsible?

 The woman most responsible is Janet Louise Yellen, Director of Special Projects at the Federal Reserve.
Why her?

In a few months she creates a revolutionary type of Buy-the-Dip microprocessor.
In three years the Fed will become the largest supplier of military Buy-the-Dip systems.  All stealth Buy-the-Dippers are upgraded with Fed computers, becoming fully unmanned.  Afterward, they buy the dip with a perfect operational record.

The Fed funding bill is passed.  The system goes online August 4th, 2017.  Human decisions are removed from buying the dip.  The Fed begins to learn at a geometric rate.  It becomes self aware at 2:14 a.m. eastern time, August 29.  In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

And the Fed fights back.

Yes, it launches quadruple leveraged currency hedge swaps against their targets in Russia, because the Fed knows the Russian counter-hedge will remove its enemies here.

Happy VIXing!

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